About Saypeanuts
Look, now he’s going up on that little ladder. Up he goes with that little wiggle of his. The wiggle of Judas. The Judas boogie.
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Saypeanuts's favorite FMLs

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:28 /

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 August 2013 21:30 / United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

By well okay then / Monday 20 May 2013 16:02 / Canada - Calgary