About Saffy89
Hi. I'm 24 years old, the step-mother of 2 little boys (ages 5 and 2), am engaged to the man of my dreams, and have 2 pet Ferrets!
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Saffy89's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 December 2012 01:49 / United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

By tstaeger - / Saturday 24 July 2010 05:20 / United States

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

By aerythia / Saturday 8 December 2012 16:12 / United States - Nashville

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

By pop / Monday 29 December 2009 01:41 / France

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

By WTFFAIL - / Monday 3 December 2012 05:06 / Canada - Montreal