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Root123's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

By SweeT / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:55 /

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

By Sad - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:13 / United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 28 April 2009 00:43 / United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

By calliefml - / Sunday 26 April 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

By whymommywhy - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 03:11 / United States