About Rockincrystal76
I love to rock! I listen to hard rock, punk rock, classic rock, psychedelic rock, progressive rock, heavy metal, industrial, techno, trance, ebm, synthpop, new wave, disco, funk, old school hip hop, 80s pop, 80s R&B I also like to dance at clubs, shoot pool, darts
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Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

By Titi14 / Thursday 4 March 2010 03:19 / United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

By raidered / Monday 8 March 2010 06:16 / United States

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 8 March 2010 00:44 / Australia

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

By fatlady / Sunday 7 March 2010 05:41 / United States

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

By drunk - / Saturday 6 March 2010 07:38 / Australia