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Redninjaturtle's favorite FMLs

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

By me / Monday 20 April 2015 01:46 / Canada

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

By yupthissucks / Monday 13 April 2015 09:00 / United States - Newnan

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 15 March 2015 04:23 / United States - Statesboro

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 March 2015 03:02 / United States - Lake Forest

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 March 2015 11:04 / Netherlands - Dronten