About Potatopal
Potato is my name, and doing nothing is my game.
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Potatopal's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

By p00p_m0nsta - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:43 / United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

By I don't condome that, babe - / Thursday 24 July 2014 20:51 / United States - Lutz

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 June 2014 17:26 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

By Pisser - / Thursday 26 June 2014 04:57 / United States - Portland

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 25 June 2014 23:38 / Canada - Dartmouth