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Hi there! I'm just a normal (ish) teenager like most of you peeps. I play percussion at my schools band, and I'm happily living life! That is all..
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Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

By wth? / Friday 13 December 2013 15:10 / United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

By failed brood mare - / Sunday 17 November 2013 17:46 / United States - Hollywood

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 November 2013 10:06 / United States - Rockford

Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

By kmb04 - / Sunday 2 August 2009 15:12 / Canada

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

By thankskimi - / Sunday 15 March 2009 18:29 / United States