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Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

By cganon / Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:44 / United Kingdom

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

By teardrops / Tuesday 21 September 2010 08:50 / Australia

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 September 2010 00:36 / Austria

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 19 September 2010 04:27 / Canada

Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML

By Gabby125 / Sunday 19 September 2010 02:54 / United States