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Patch1313's favorite FMLs
By Frostbitten - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 03:00 / United States - Freeport

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By ironies a b*tch / Saturday 13 April 2013 05:04 / United States - Chatham
By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:01 / United States
By poopy pants / Monday 8 April 2013 01:47 / United States - Minneapolis