About Osmoses
I got nothing funny or important to say here so um.... How's life?
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Osmoses's favorite FMLs
By poisonhand - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 08:46 / United States

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

By grossesfesses - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 06:58 / France - Compi?gne
By drama king? - / Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:17 / United States - Bolivar

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

By inconnue / Monday 18 March 2013 22:34 / France - Lyon

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

By crétin-crédule / Tuesday 26 February 2013 05:02 / France - Isle