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Omfgitsmia's favorite FMLs

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

By Peel / Saturday 13 December 2008 04:53 / France

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

By YourAverageFckUp / Sunday 23 August 2015 01:21 / United States - Richmond

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

By notbrowsingnow - / Thursday 8 May 2014 23:46 / United States

Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML

By randomusername99 / Monday 5 May 2014 21:51 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

By HeyTherexxx - / Monday 21 April 2014 01:02 / United States - Diamond Bar