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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    63%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    24%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    50%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    59%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    39%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Nexoux's favorite FMLs

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 April 2015 02:08 / United States - Gardnerville

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

By :/ / Sunday 5 April 2015 00:44 / United States - Groton

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

By manderpander21 / Tuesday 17 March 2015 00:56 / United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

By no salt, no burning, just STFU - / Sunday 8 March 2015 14:41 / United States

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 February 2015 18:11 / United States - Portland