About Nessamae
Mew. I enjoy anime and Kingdom Hearts. :) my fml was posted and taken down. Yay!
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  • One more and it's business time

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Nessamae's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 May 2009 00:22 / United States

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

By puking now - / Saturday 14 December 2013 00:34 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternatives to medication for my depression, she replied, "Why not Zoidberg?" FML

By thanksdoc - / Monday 24 June 2013 22:12 / United States - San Antonio

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

By BestBF / Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:22 / United States - Omaha

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

By Scared - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 00:54 / United States - Arlington