About Nazt123
I wake up, and go to sleep. I check FML when I'm bored, which happens to be pretty often. Feel free to message me (If you want my Kik it's the same username as this one)
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Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

By rainedaddy - / Tuesday 29 September 2009 04:17 / United States

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

By green and not with envy - / Friday 13 June 2014 20:17 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

By wtf - / Friday 16 May 2014 22:25 / Australia - Narangba

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

By salmone / Friday 16 May 2014 01:03 / Australia - Spotswood

Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 April 2014 02:08 / United States - Santa Barbara