About Myusernameisbest
First of all, I don't know why my username is what it is. I tried to make an account and it said I already had one, and when I tried to reset my password this was the username it gave me. x) Some random info: -I'm a madam that loves to write, draw, and read, and adores animals! -You are welcome to message me, I love to chat and I will almost always reply. (: -I am a proud Christian. -I love country and rock music -I love psychology and tend to bring up random facts about everything. -I say "dude" and "homie" a lot in real life, but I have no clue why. -I don't swear. Yeah I'm a dork/lame/loser etc I don't really care. -I'm in marching band, and I play the alto saxophone, and piano.
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Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 November 2009 11:44 / United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

By rollergirl13 / Saturday 11 January 2014 05:55 / United States - Fairbanks

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

By NotTalented / Monday 16 December 2013 03:44 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

By MyUsernameIsBest - / Tuesday 12 November 2013 05:45 / United States - Moreno Valley

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML

By Juliet - / Friday 12 April 2013 00:40 / United States - Inglewood