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Mrslazy's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

By hi Mum / Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:59 / United States - North Charleston

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML

By Neglected - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:06 / United States - Wimberley

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

By lectro / Sunday 23 November 2008 08:22 / France

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 December 2013 00:51 / United States - Buffalo

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 22:25 / Luxembourg