About Mommyof2_91
I have two beautiful children that I love more than anything. I spend every single day with them and enjoy watching them grow:) * I'm not a grammar Nazi, but some of the people on here really need to go back to elementary English, I'm not perfect but at least I can use the correct form of "to"...
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Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

By lon01t - / Monday 7 May 2012 20:43 / United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France - Halluin

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

By killmenow / Monday 10 September 2012 17:52 / United States - Seattle

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

By Samantha - / Thursday 16 August 2012 22:36 / United States - Holt

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 16 August 2012 21:09 / United States