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Megahamx's favorite FMLs

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 08:25 / United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

By not getting laid / Sunday 13 October 2013 14:38 / United States - San Antonio

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

By D: - / Sunday 6 October 2013 17:13 / France - Paris

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

By vegas-81 / Monday 10 February 2014 03:39 / France

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML

By ZombiexIce - / Monday 10 February 2014 03:22 / United States - San Francisco