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  • Supersize Menu

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  • Socialite

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  • Inception

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • Happy month-versary

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    3%
  • 42

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    33%
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    1%
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  • One more and it's business time

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    94%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    70%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    7%
  • The return of the thumb

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    3%
  • 50 favorites

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    4%
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Martinez0285's favorite FMLs

Just 34 Stock Photos that Make Absolutely No Sense

There are stock photos for literally every imaginable situation, and even for ones you could never possibly imagine. I’m torn as to whether these stock photos are more of an FML for the people in them or for the people using them. You be the judge.

By Nina - / Wednesday 16 August 2017 18:45 / France - Capinghem
By Alice - / Sunday 30 August 2015 12:13 / United States - Logan
By Cacahuete - / Saturday 28 December 2013 14:46 / France - Villejuif
By anonymous / Thursday 16 October 2014 20:53 / United States - Canton
By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 December 2013 15:36 / United States