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Maria_bvb_army's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

By not a dick-man - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:05 / Canada - Victoria

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 21:15 / Canada - London

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 May 2013 21:44 / United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, said "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but... nevermind." then shook his head and walked out. FML

By ¬_¬ - / Saturday 27 July 2013 22:43 / South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

By WTFruits / Wednesday 29 May 2013 18:29 / Canada - Kitchener