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M1dget_moose's favorite FMLs

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

By Noname / Tuesday 30 December 2009 16:53 / Australia

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML

By sh3lbst3r - / Friday 14 March 2014 22:59 / Australia - Epping

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 March 2014 00:26 / United Kingdom

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - / Monday 3 March 2014 22:35 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 March 2014 18:46 / United States - San Francisco