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Lizardgirl's FML badges
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    87%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Lizardgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

By peanutprobs / Friday 31 October 2014 21:12 / Germany - Bochum

Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

By PickedOnByDamien - / Wednesday 2 October 2013 08:12 / United States - Holyoke

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

By pixkalexi / Monday 20 May 2013 20:14 / United States - North Easton

Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML

By Anonymous / Monday 4 February 2013 05:15 / United States - San Francisco