About Littleshnanners

I'm 17 years old. My dad died while my mom was pregnant with me. My mom remarried and the guy adopted me, but most of his German family hates me. My mom has been terminally ill since I was 3. I'm a girl with a girlfriend at a private Christian school in the South. I'll let you imagine just how much my life sucks sometimes.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    8%
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    17%
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    10%
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    2%
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