About Littlered79
"Phenomenal woman, that's me" Poker, high heels, tattoos, nail art & my cats. What more could a girl need? Oh right...sarcasm font! Also, for the record...all the "hugs" I've given were previously "fucks". I'm not so big on hugging strangers ;)
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Littlered79's FML badges
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    74%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    30%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Littlered79's favorite FMLs
By yousofunny - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 15:23 /
By Anonymous - / Friday 16 October 2015 15:05 / United Kingdom - Eastleigh
By natalyV - / Friday 4 September 2015 15:58 /

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

By matou / Thursday 9 July 2015 20:41 / France - Caluire
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:13 / United States - Inez