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  • Supersize Menu

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Santa Claus

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Judgmental

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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%
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    You're following 100 people
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    You're following 50 people
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    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    10%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    66%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    20%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    22%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    10%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Lilmama0523's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML

By dasbooot - / Thursday 30 April 2009 04:53 / United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

By joeshmoe - / Saturday 5 September 2009 07:07 / United States

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 September 2009 17:05 / United Kingdom

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 July 2009 14:55 / United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

By Kimberly - / Saturday 25 July 2009 09:55 / United States