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Lateandgreat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 February 2012 02:08 / United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

By Nanabanana1 - / Tuesday 7 February 2012 01:23 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

By Shelly P. - / Sunday 29 January 2012 00:10 / United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

By messyvictor - / Saturday 28 January 2012 16:19 / United States