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Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

By nikaea - / Friday 23 May 2014 22:44 / United States - Everett

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

By beemove - / Saturday 28 December 2013 21:19 / United States - Kirkland

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

By Rob - / Wednesday 18 December 2013 17:47 / United States - Franklin

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 December 2013 22:39 / United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML

By Wtfbro - / Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:30 / United States