About Kaylamarie00
Hi, I'm Kayla-Marie. Since someone took my bio, I decided to make a new one. I'm 15, mixed, have a high pitch voice, am super ticklish. The left side of my body sucks. I'm in jrotc. I love talking to people, but sometimes I can be a bitch. Sorry, not sorry. I love to laugh and smile. I speak English, Spanish, and French. Dreams for when I grow up are to be a stay at home mom, like mine. -down with the swirl;) Kik- Kaylahnicoole Yeaah that's me, Message me, I bite:p Follow me on Instagram-kayla_sweedleson
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Kaylamarie00's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 16:28 / United States - Beachwood

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / Wednesday 27 November 2013 07:08 / United States

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

By sister sister / Monday 25 November 2013 17:38 / United States - Rhinebeck

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

By tortured - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 03:11 / United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

By jazopalchris - / Monday 25 November 2013 23:42 / Australia - Mount Gambier