About Kattalex
I am an Agnostic Theist, which means I believe in a higher power but have not attached myself to a certain religion. I love to read and write though you will often find me watching an indie comedy or funny commercials on Youtube.
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Kattalex's favorite FMLs

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

By boblaj - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:11 / United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 2 March 2012 05:35 / United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

By lifesucksbigtimefuys / Sunday 4 December 2011 08:36 / United Kingdom