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Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

By namhtor - / Monday 28 September 2009 19:20 / United States

Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 27 July 2012 04:46 / United States - Placentia

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

By Carrie G. - / Friday 27 July 2012 00:46 / United States - Holland

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 26 July 2012 10:42 / Australia

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

By justlittleoldme / Wednesday 25 July 2012 21:05 / United States - Sarona