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Jimmorrisonrox's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 December 2014 21:52 / Belgium

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

By blueballed - / Saturday 29 November 2014 21:08 / Germany - Kiel

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

By dwood08 / Friday 7 November 2014 01:55 / United States - New York

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 November 2014 19:41 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

By weirdthingtosay - / Friday 21 November 2014 09:56 / United States - Kalama