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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

By hamburger / Saturday 6 July 2013 21:21 / United States - Adrian

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 August 2013 22:46 / United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 August 2013 19:28 / United States - Scottsdale

Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

By right - / Friday 2 August 2013 14:08 / United Kingdom - Weymouth