About Jazzylolness
Names Jaz • 17 • Sydney, Australia • depressed • fml
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

By Erica - / Monday 8 July 2013 17:27 / United States - Mountain View

Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML

By AwkwardPotato / Tuesday 2 July 2013 02:37 / United States - Bakersfield

Today, I left hospital after a three-night stay. Whilst waiting for my taxi to arrive, my mother called me in hysterics wanting to know where I was, because the police had called her and told her I had gone missing. Turns out my doctor "forgot" to tell anyone that I was discharged. FML

By Becckzfizz - / Thursday 20 June 2013 14:10 / United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 1 July 2013 17:49 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

By he's a dawk, and a cunt - / Friday 5 July 2013 22:29 / Australia - Darling Point