About Jayocean
Oi! Resident of Dawson Springs. Love those southern gals. Eclectic audiophile. A sophomore. Avid artist. Cool. Golf is love, Golf is life. #ZeroHootGang
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • One more and it's business time

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Jayocean's favorite FMLs

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

By Stupid - / Monday 22 April 2013 06:58 / United States - Post Falls

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

By instinct - / Wednesday 12 June 2013 03:06 / Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of researching and saving money, I got a pet fox. I was able to enjoy the majesty of the animal for three hours before it burrowed under the fence and ran away. FML

By SadFoxLady - / Monday 10 June 2013 18:01 / United States - Des Moines

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

By BellinaNico - / Saturday 25 May 2013 04:40 / United States - Mcdonough

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

By wellokaythen - / Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:52 / Canada - Brampton