About Jabberwockyy
I don't feel like writing too much so I will keep this short. I'm just a guy trying to make it through the struggles of life, always looking for a new friend. If you have any questions or just want to chat then message me.
Jabberwockyy's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    361%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    721%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2,387%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    17%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    32%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    62%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    42%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    94%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    24%
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Jabberwockyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

By Unfortunately Me - / Thursday 9 January 2014 00:54 / United States - San Jose

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

By gottacatchemall - / Wednesday 8 January 2014 05:43 / United States