About Jmichael
"Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride" Life Ain't Always Beautiful- Gary Allan Good day to you! Since you took time to check out my profile I'll make it worth your time. I'm a gamer (PS4 for those who are bound to ask), musician, avid reader, and a hard working young adult. Despite that I still find time to do the things I enjoy. I'm always down for a chat. So if you'd like to get to know more about me other than the previous mentioned feel free to message. I don't bite too hard.
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    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • The Mixer

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • A new thumb

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    65%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    30%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Jmichael's favorite FMLs

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

By erockinthesuburb - / Wednesday 16 October 2013 00:38 / United States - Noblesville

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

By AndrewKeane - / Monday 9 June 2014 16:26 / United States - Sugar Grove

Today, my neighbor came over and yelled at me for traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids entered my back yard, dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freaked out. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 12 March 2014 06:39 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 12 March 2014 03:34 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

By infinitegrace - / Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:46 / United States