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Imnotunique's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 / United States

Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML

By accountnamevalid - / Sunday 21 July 2013 04:45 / United States - Littleton

Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML

By makiju / Tuesday 13 November 2012 21:23 / France - M?zi?res-sur-seine

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

By kebaby - / Saturday 19 June 2010 23:19 / United States

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

By xero_art - / Friday 26 June 2009 09:51 / United States