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Iloveflowers's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

By Cindy - / Friday 20 March 2009 20:09 / United States

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

By raz_berri93 / Sunday 17 November 2013 05:31 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, after being forced to take my little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

By PumaPounce - / Saturday 2 November 2013 04:50 / United States - Butler

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

By SaveMeTeddy - / Wednesday 16 October 2013 18:48 / Canada - Burnaby

Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML

By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - / Thursday 10 October 2013 20:00 / United States - Watertown