About Harshdfml
[V 2.0.] hey visitor, I'm Daniel and im a researcher. Just to clear your doubts, that is me on my profile picture and im not a gigolo. Currently at stanford but plan on finding a band. I'm a drummer, guitarist and vocalist. (hit me up if you got a spot for me :p). I absolutely love to run and play soccer. My favorite beverage is water. Yep H2O all the way. Fifa and call of duty are the 2 best games that happened to me but this time I've gotta applaud for gta. I actually wish that Harry Potter series never ended. That's pretty much it and if I've missed something you'll have it in v 3.0!shoot me a message, I really love to talk to people. I did put my kik here earlier but some butt ugly messages by various creepos compelled me to remove it. You can ask for it though :-D. (thanks for reading my crap filled description :p)
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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

By Frostbitten - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 03:00 / United States - Freeport

Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 18 February 2013 14:01 / United States - Shelby

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 February 2013 15:26 / United States - Mansfield

Today, my hairdresser apologised because he couldn't distinguish the hair from the back of my head from the hair from my back. FML

By Edgarillo / Thursday 14 February 2013 07:59 / Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

By tdrtnlz / Saturday 11 May 2013 06:25 / United Kingdom - Studley