About Gwennarose
I'm a dance teacher as well as an A/V Technician/Rigger. I don't really post much but I love reading all of you guys' comments! I'm up for chatting so hit me up with a message sometime ^.^
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Gwennarose's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 14 January 2016 12:51 / Australia

Today, at 26, I got chicken pox. My parents stand by their belief that I got it because I'm not right with God, not because they didn't vaccinate me. FML

By kinzielee / Tuesday 5 January 2016 17:41 / United States - Largo

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 September 2015 15:48 / United States - Bedminster

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 16 October 2015 15:05 / United Kingdom - Eastleigh