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Gowackie's favorite FMLs

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

By kaynotentirelywrong - / Thursday 15 August 2013 16:49 / Canada - Repentigny

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

By HappilyNeverAfter / Thursday 18 September 2014 03:14 / Canada - Port Perry

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

By Madridsta / Saturday 28 June 2014 06:28 / United States - Rialto

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

By pootie - / Wednesday 11 December 2013 13:14 / United States - Miami

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

By georgiaswish - / Wednesday 20 November 2013 20:05 / United Kingdom