About Goggles101
Umm me and my friends race our cars haha so I guess that can explain me somewhat
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Goggles101's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 June 2013 18:07 / Egypt - Cairo

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML

By smh / Thursday 27 June 2013 23:37 / United States - Milltown

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:24 / United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

By thatisfuckedup / Thursday 13 June 2013 22:12 / United Kingdom

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:13 / United States