About Ghosty546
Computer science major, paper cut survivor, 5'8 of awesome.
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Ghosty546's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted to the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML

By NotEnoughBleach - / Monday 14 March 2016 03:58 / United States - Englewood

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

By sadandmad / Wednesday 20 January 2016 16:09 / United States - Bonita Springs

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

By enya - / Monday 18 January 2016 22:29 / Luxembourg

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

By _Asykes_ - / Wednesday 25 November 2015 00:56 /

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 November 2015 02:13 / United States - Herndon