About Fyrepower
Instagram: @Izzy.the.boul (College nickname btw?) "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." ~ Samuel Beckett "Life is fun, Gus, if you really want it to be." - Shawn Spencer
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Fyrepower's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    13%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    22%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    50%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    56%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
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Fyrepower's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 January 2016 22:31 / United States

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 December 2015 05:40 / United States - Latonia

Today, my family and I were going to my grandparents' for Christmas. As my car was totaled recently, I had to get a ride with them. They left without me in the time it took to put my shoes and socks on. FML

By Soninuva / Friday 25 December 2015 03:37 / United States - Mcallen

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

By Tejanoswhy / Friday 18 December 2015 18:16 /

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

By who wants spaghetti / Thursday 17 December 2015 03:42 / United States - Oconomowoc