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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Checking you out

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

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  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Supersize Menu

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • I moderated this!

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  • Socialite

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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Fuckface10's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the osteopath because I've been having knee pain. The verdict: I have arthritis. Last month, my hairdresser told me I was already starting to have white hairs too. I'm celebrating my 16th birthday in two months. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 May 2017 21:00 / France

Today, my dad refused to sign a student finance form to allow me to study my dream subject at university because he doesn't want the government knowing his business. FML

By Deadendjob - / Monday 22 May 2017 02:00 /

Today, the person who bullied me throughout my childhood eventually resulting in me going to therapy and switching schools became my boss. On top of that, he refers to me by the insulting nickname he called me during childhood. It's good to see that growing up hasn't changed him at all. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 May 2017 20:00 /

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried 'forgot password', but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

By BoCoMoGal - / Saturday 13 May 2017 04:00 /

Today, my car broke down in traffic. It's okay though, everyone honked in support while I moved my vehicle from the busy intersection. Only the third time this month. FML

By "Geric Brawner" - / Friday 12 May 2017 22:00 /