About Fluffasuars_rawr
Not much to say..I'm just me and I speak my mind. Live in Utah but I'm not Mormon. I love to Pyro circus. I fire hula hoop, and eat fire. Get to know me before you judge me, you don't know my story. I like to hug random people at fairs, festivals, and amusement parks...umm yeah Haha. Wanna be my friend message me (: I can't promise you you'll like me. I can only hope (:
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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 July 2013 07:54 / United States - Riverside

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

By rexob - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 15:51 / United States

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 July 2013 17:32 / United Kingdom - London

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

By JustSomeGuy / Tuesday 30 July 2013 03:43 / United States - Bulverde

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:10 / United States