About Falzou
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Falzou's favorite FMLs

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

By thank god you'll only live once - / Friday 8 November 2013 20:12 / Canada - Hamilton

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

By Jane M - / Friday 25 October 2013 23:20 / United States - Lafayette

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

By overly nationalistic redneck - / Saturday 19 October 2013 19:37 / Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 25 October 2013 21:39 / United States - Cincinnati

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

By nofriends / Saturday 19 October 2013 21:57 / United States