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Love hockey! Single! Love The Walking Dead! Minnesota!
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Fazeracket's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

By Chops - / Monday 9 March 2009 06:35 / United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

By brownunderwear / Wednesday 14 December 2011 03:45 / United States

Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML

By Wendie / Monday 18 April 2011 16:10 / United States

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML

By a / Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:00 /

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

By beatricesank - / Saturday 23 May 2009 14:03 / Canada