About Fmlmaximus
Mother, gamer, reader, love being outside with the earth. Only here to read FMLs but I enjoy meeting new people as well. I have been an avid reader of FMLs since I was in high school. I have yet to get one posted but I'm optimistic about it. :P
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  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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    18%
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  • A new thumb

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    45%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • 50 quality comments

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    50%
  • Censored

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    62%
  • The return of the thumb

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    9%
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Fmlmaximus's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

By sleepylillion / Monday 25 April 2016 05:07 / United States - Eleele

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

By wife / Sunday 22 February 2015 03:47 / United States - Oceanside

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

By poncho55 - / Saturday 21 February 2015 20:28 /

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

By headache / Monday 23 February 2015 01:41 / United States

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

By bradix1186 / Saturday 21 February 2015 18:00 / Philippines - Kidapawan