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I make cheesy comments, feel free to exhale
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    98%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    43%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    54%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    10%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    21%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    52%
  • 50 quality comments

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    58%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Exhaling's favorite FMLs

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

By AylaMarie92 / Monday 21 July 2014 21:04 / Canada - Hopkins Landing

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

By AJL / Friday 4 July 2014 01:30 / United States

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 July 2014 17:39 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

By duh / Tuesday 27 January 2009 08:10 / United States

Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 June 2014 16:34 / United States - Syosset